"Now that's more like it!" Well you still have to shower at the gym, but Rome wasn't built in a day. "Meh. I don't mind. It's better than benches and park beans. I just wish there was a T.V. I don't know what life is without my 'Real Housewives of Bridgeport'." Oh! I'll sell that stupid coffee pot promotion gift- I could probably wrangle something out of that. "It's a little small....." ........well if you're going to be ungrateful about it. ".........." As much as I love bad television, since you have the weekend off, why not go out and make some freinds? Or find a date? Not unless you're going to build a dynastic legacy out of the leftover applesauce bowls in the fridge. "I don't know....I'm not very good with small talk." I'm sure you'll be fine. Scoot along now. "-and THAT is why I'll never go back to Croatia." ".....Yeah I'm gonna leave now." Well that was a bust. Honestly that was just PAINFUL. "You're such a soothing presence." I try. "Ugh. I'm just gonna go to the gym and wash off the stink of failure. And also because I don't own a shower." Heh. "'Sup girl. I'm digging the towel look." "Ummm....it's not really a 'look' per se......" "I'm still digging it." "Well you're weird. I'm leaving now." Wait you idiot- I think he likes you, maybe. I don't speak bro, but I can recognize a compliment. "It's....a towel." JUST DO IT. TALK ABOUT THE WEATHER, OR WORLD PEACE, OR JUST ANYTHING THAT'S NOT ABOUT CROATIA. "I dig.....your......ability to run in place?" "Thanks! I've been really working on it." "Okay. That's pretty neat, I guess." I'll just leave you two alone for a while..... WHY ARE YOU BACK ALREADY? "Huh?" You're supposed to be carving out a future! Making new connections! Socializing with the world at large! "You sound like a bad inspirational poster." ....... *shrug* I gave him my number. That seemed to be enough. He started going on and on and on about papaya... and I just- totally checked out. Fair enough. I apologize for being pushy. I suppose you can be trusted alone sometimes. "Gee- your confidance in me is abosolutley inspiring."
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