"Okay. So it's a little more...depressingly empty than I imagined. But it's all mine! It's invigorating really- I feel like a pioneer of olden days." You are not a pioneer. They planned ahead. You have nothing. "Shut up. You're not helping." Hey- buck up kiddo. All great dynasties have to start somewhere right? Yours is just a little more hobo-y than you originally thought. "I am not a hobo." Tell that to your outfit. "Oh fuck you- this a look." Well, as long as you're looking on the bright side- at least you love the outdoors- at least that's what the panel says. "The what?" Nothing. Forget it. First things first- you need a place to sleep. And seeing is how you have approximatley ZERO simoleans- I don't think we'll be springing for the Four Seasons. "Well, my land deed does say that it's bench adjacent." Bench adjacent? Is that even a thing? "Hey! A bench!" That's progress I guess. What now? "Well, I don't start work until tomorrow morning." Oh yeah- that lucrative dream of being an 'e-sport' gamer. That's completey realistic. "....ANYWAY. Since I'll be 'roughing it' for the time being.....I guess I'll try the park. Maybe make some friends, tell some jokes, shower, scavenge for food..... you know- normal stuff." At least it's a plan. Away we go! How can you afford food anyway? "I caught a frog." That....that doesn't explain anything. "Don't think about it too hard. I caught a frog. Now I have beans. That's all that matters. PLUS- I found a bench with a cushion. Everything's coming up Kelly." Up and at 'em sunshine! If you ever want to find someplace to sleep that doesn't require napping in short bursts- then it's time for work. "Ugh." Yeah- that's adulthood in a nutshell. Nothing a quick jog can't fix. Plus you look like less of a homeless lunatic if you're actually doing something productive. "Seven hours of testing faulty wires and warning labels and THIS is the best you could do?" You make seven simoleans an hour. "Whatever. At least it's not another bench." That's the spirit! Cozy up- 'cuz it's probably the best you're gonna get for quite a while. "Shut up."
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