"Zip-a-dee-do-dah! Zip-a-dee-day!" Wow. That's a level of cheerfullness I usually only see from your Aunt Summer. "Yeah, well I'm in a good mood- I finally got promoted! 'Bout time they recognized my talent." Too bad they couldn't recognize it enough to give you a better outfit. "What's wrong with my outfit?" You look like Rogelio De la Vega had a baby with Liberace. "Shut up. I'm slaying this look." Huh. I guess Verizon has really good coverage. At least SOMEONE is adequatley proud of you. Hey look! A party invite! We'd love to go to your party- person I've never heard of! Wow. I don't know where do start with this look- the weirdly toned legs.....the mid 2000's style 'bump-it' or the black mini dress paired with the hiking....stilettos? This confuses me on so many levels. Oh-oh. Looks like Pink Panther eyebrows is also a party guest. Hey Mads- here's a thought- how about you focus on making friends rather than whatever it is I'm sure you're thinking. "Ummmm. Have you met me?" Fair enough. *Sigh* I told you this was a bad idea. Though at least we have one more for the enemy count....sooo.......winning? So that party was a bust. "I'll say. The cake had a coconut frosting." Really? THAT's the part you consider unsucessful? Man- you need to make some friends. This pity party is really bumming me out. "I just need to socialize more- it's been so quiet since Austin moved out and Mom and Dad...you know....died in the pool." Yeah. Bummer. "OH! Idea!" Pray tell- do share. "I'm going to throw a dinner party! " Ummmmmmm...... "I'm already looking up recipes!" But you can't cook..... "And I'm ordering the invitations!" And you hate people......... "Eek! This is so exciting!" You know what? Nevermind- at least it's a change from sad pug pictures. Oh la la lady- look at you in your Sunday best. "I know right- I found this dress at a clearance sale- I got a great deal and I got to punch someone in the face!" Guests are arriving! And look- Sofia dressed up too! Geez, 27 or 67, lady loves her mini-skirts. We're circulating, we're making small talk. I dare say this might work. Uh oh. "This party stinks. You call yoursef a host- there aren't even any apetizers laid out." Dude. You don't even know what you're getting yourself into. "Yo- this is supposed to be a nice night. You need to chill out." "I will not. I've been to better dinner parties with hobos under the bridge." "You'd better watch it! You know what happened to the last guy who insulted me?" "Ohhh- I'm so scared!" Oh no. Mads, don't.....too late. Well, so much for small talk, I guess I'll check on the caterer....and HOLY MOTHER- WHAT IS THAT THING?! PAN LEFT! PAN LEFT! So that was bust. "Ugh. Don't remind me. This is what I get for trying to be nice to people." Maybe next time just don't invite your enemies. "But then no one would be invited." Hmmm. Oh yeah. There's that. Meh- just sleep it off, we'll brainstorm later. Is it too much to ask for one peaceful night? I swear, we need a neighborhood watch of just Van Helsings. "Ooooohhh. I love the spice festival!" What's the spice festival? "It's a festival. Of spices. Duh." Whatever, let's just go. "And then this asshole just insults my party- what was I supposed to do? Not attack him like a bear?" "Well....yeah. That probably would have been a good starting place." "Ugh. You had to be there." Awwww, Mads. Come on- how can you be sad at the Spice Festival? Everything is so bright and cheery, it's enough to give a girl a migraine. "I don't know. I'm just...lonely I guess. Austin's always busy with work- and everyone I meet just doesn't seem to like me." I don't want to say 'I told you so' but maybe the punching them would be the reason why no one wants to hang out with you? "No I don't think it's that." Okay. Nevermind- how about a distraction? Now that you've eaten the requisite curry at the Spice festival, the only thing left is to paint inspiring murals on the sidewalk. What this had to do with spices I'll never know. "Yeah. I guess." We are the worrrrrrld.....we are the chiiiiilllldreeeeen..... "Shut up." "That mural is garbage." "Hey! You really shouldn't insult my art." "Oh yeah- well maybe you should paint some murals that aren't garbage." "You better watch out- do you have any idea what happened to the last guy who insulted me?" "Oh I'm soooo scared." Huh. Well that was unexpected. Well look at you Miss Madison- you certainly look happier. I guess you've made a friend after all. "That's one way of putting it." You don't say. Do I hear wedding bells? "As if. We're having fun. Nothing more. Nothing less. Besides- he's so childish. Hardly someone I can stand to be around more than a few times a day." Fair enough. Speaking of childish- looks who's calling. You know, you might want to cut things off now. I think he's got a 'thing' for you. "Nah. It's fine for now. We're having fun." So you've said. "Save your judgement for someone who cares." I'm not judging- I think it's cute. But as your resident omnipresent voice- I feel the need to remind you that this is a legacy. I just... recommend caution. At least until you have an heir. "Meh. What's the worst that could happen." Famous last words. LITTERALLY ONE HOUR LATER. WHERE THE FUCK IS THE FIREMAN WHEN YOU NEED HIM? IS THE FIRE ALARM DECOR? WHAT IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW? Damn reaper. I thought we were friends. *sigh* *SIGH* So much for that. No matter. We just have to pick ourselves up by the bootstraps and keep moving forward. So. What do you do when life takes all your lemons? Buy another one. Why hello there Mr.Funny Faces. "What?" Authors Note: Alrighty then. So here we are fair readers. I promised a twist didn't I? You know, I was planning on some drama- but it seems like all the best drama is just sneaking up on me. I was geniunely NOT expecting that. APPARENTLY- the Sims 4 does not have fireman. Would have been a nice tidbit to have before I passed on the sprinkler system while building the house. Oh well. In case your wondering- yes, I am aware that Austin does not meet the designated rules of this legacy challenge. It was a tough choice, but the TLDR version is that- there is no one else. No other siblings, cousins or heirs. For more details on how I arrived at Austin as the new Generation 3 heir- check out the 'Legacy Rules' tab, which I have updated. Thanks! Austin and I will see you on Sunday! One last thing before we go- here's to Madison. Short lived, but not forgotten.
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