Ah, early morning in Newcrest. The birds are singing, the sky is so blue and the sun has risen on a whole new generation for the Viridi family. We find our lovely heiress calmly working in her art studio, the faint tune of 'Sounds of the Rainforest' lingers in the air. Tell me Miss Madison, what are you working on? Madison? Mads? Hello...........? OH COME ON. SERIOUSLY?! Mads- what the hell happened? What happened to the blue jays and the rainforest? "Ginger here thought it was an okay idea to just walk into my house and use my easel. Does a locked door mean NOTHING nowadays?" I.....what? Nevermind- maybe joining the art club wasn't such a good idea. Well the good news is- he promised not to press charges. The bad news is- you've definitley been kicked out of 'Complimentary Colors'. "Art geeks with sticky fingers. The lot of 'em." Uh, okay. Looks like you still have one friend. "I like play doh." Believe me, I know. *SIGH* "What?" Nothing. I was just really looking forward to starting fresh, and we're really not off to a very auspcious start. "And that's my fault?" I didn't name names, but sure- if that helps. "It's not my fault. Maybe it's this stupid house. It's stiffling my creative abilities and my emotional regulation." That makes NO sense. I don't even think that's a thing. "Sure it is, maybe if you let me take over and redoctorate the place- we can both start off with a new lease on life!" ..........Okay. I guess I've heard worse ideas. Sure- go nuts. "Oh I will." Huh. Not Bad Miss Madison. Not bad at all. I can work with this. All right. Take two- the sun in rising on a beautiful morning in Newcrest and we find our lovely heiress up at dawn making breakfast, the tune of 'Sounds of the Rainforest' hanging in the air. "I'm burning that album later." Ugh. Fine. What are the elderly up to. "Dunno, they were in the dining room last time I checked." Looks like Scarlet is doing what she normally does- writing books of very questionable quality. And James is....auditioning for the sequel to 'Cocktails'? Uh-oh. These two have always done everything together- looks like they intend to take that to a bit of an extreme. But hey- at least SOMEONE is really making the most of their time. A masterpiece on day one? Now that's an achievement! Let's check it out. Seriously? I guess the game has a pretty loose definition of the word 'Masterpiece'. "Isn't it great? I call it- 'Fruit family Secrets'." It's certainly......unique. How are you feeling Madison? I've noticed the cough- also you've been dazed for the last eight hours. So there's that. "I been feeling kinda.....spotty. Maybe I've just been huffing too much paint thinner." From working in your studio? "Ummmmm- sure." Just order some medication from the internet- it's probably safer and paying Kieren a visit. Since you were kicked out of 'Complimentary Colors' it leaves you with just Powerhouse. Might as well hit the gym. Hey look! It's Summer! Looks to me like the youngest of Kelly's brood has finally reached elderhood. Enjoy the ride. Take a look around- breathe in that fit atmosphere- Sims everywhere trying to better themselves and-wait. Seriously? You? AGAIN? Ugh. You know what- we might as well get to know him. Maybe it's a sign. Try telling a joke or something Mads. Or a sit up contest. I guess Death really like ab workouts. And look- he's a family man. I really admire that in my reapers. Oh yeah- gormet cooking class with Death. If that's not a bucket list item I don't know what is. "Ugh. All these friendly interactions are making me break out in hives. I need a loser to torment." When they say 'evil' trait they really mean it. How about that guy? "Perfect! My dad always told me you can tell a lot about a person from the color of their eyebrows." I'm pretty sure he never said that. In fact, I'm pretty sure no one anywhere has ever said that. "Meh. Either way." ".......Ooooooooh. That didn't help at all. Now I'm just itchy. So much for Amazon medication." Hahahahahahahahahha- do you know what you look like? "You are the worst." GET IT? BECAUSE YOU HAVE STRIPES? AHAHAHAAAAA. ........Hey camera- where are you going? "I'm so done here. I'm STARVING. I'm going to Chez Llama, at least they serve more than cake." "I can't wait to eat- the food here is supposed to be delicious- they have this new Tuna Ahi that was praised by the Newcrest Journal and-" "You've got to be kidding me. What does a girl have to do to get food around here?" "Screw it. I'm going home." Yeah that's probably best. At least at home you know death won't be around for at least 24 hours. Or not. "OH COME ON." So is he old? Or drowning? Hm. I can't tell. Awwww, Mads. I'm sorry about your dad. I know you were close. "Yeah. We were. I'm really going to miss him. But at least now I can finally get something to ea-" "F&%KING SERIOUSLY?!? I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!?" It's almost romantic...in a Titanic-y sort of way. Farewell Scarlet-even in death, you have to make a statement. Sucks about your parents Mads- but at least you finally got something to eat. "Yeah. I'm gonna miss them. But it's okay- Somehow, I feel like they're still here with me." Yeah.....someone should probably get them out of there. All right then- that's all for the first part of Generation Three! It told you it was a weird start. The funny thing is- none of this was exaggerated by me. Madison just naturally likes to pick on people and make enemies- so to keep things fun, I've started a little game! Oh- and that ending? 100% real. Cake by the poolside indeed.
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