Well here we are. Looking down the nose-end of the second generation of the Viridi family. Usually, I've lost interest by now. So let's take this mommentum and have at it! Mr.FunnyFaces has become a full fledged Young Adult! I'm genuinely going to miss his faces. He has gained the 'non- commital' trait! No time to waste- You have a life to live- see you soon! "Okay son- one word of advice before you go out into the great wide world. The key to sucess? Find yourself the perfect plaid suit. It will never steer you wrong." "Uhhhhh. Okay. Thanks dad, I'll keep that in mind." Addios Mr. Austin! Out of the house, but never out of our thoughts! "Hey Dad! Check this out- It's a cat riding a roomba wearing a plaid suit!" "Ahahahahha! You know me baby girl- kittens and plaid suits- that's rich!" Two peas in a pod these two. Meanwhile, I don't think Scarlet has gained much empathy in her old age. "Cheer up Cupcake- have some cake. HA! I think I made a joke there." Yeah, I don't think so. Though, I guess being an artist means that you can just channel your feelings into your art. Apparently this is a flirty painting. Hot. One good thing- I finally got the maid off the porch using a creative use of codes. One bad thing- now James has to wash everything. Madison gained the 'evil' trait when she aged up into a teen. Here you will find her searching obituaries to cheer herself up. Ah- adolesence. "What the hell are you wearing." "I'm in a club." "Is it the club for pathetic weirdos?" "No." "You don't get sarcasm do you?" "No, why?" "You know what- on second thought. Maybe put the suit back on." Hmmm. And what do you call this piece Miss Madison? "I don't know. I just thought it looked artsy. I'll give it some deep name and sell it to a collector for a bundle." Wow- your evil and smart. "I know." Oh look- it's the guy from the gym. You should ask him out. WHOA. I just had a major deja vu momment. "Would you maybe want to go for a drive or something." "I would, but I've never actually seen a person driving around here. All the cars look shadowy and empty." "Huh. I never noticed that before." Huh. Neither did I. "How about we hit the gym? I hear Powerhouse is meeting." "Awesome! I've been working on my swan dive." Careful now- this is how your grandmother humliated herself. It was hiliarious. For me. What's my motivation again? What's all this now? I dare say we have a compatible winner! I'm keeping my eye on this one. Those are some mixology skills James. I guess that time spent at barkeeping school was worth it after all. "So then he opened the box and it wasn't the book she had ordered at all!" "Hhahahahaha! Dad you are hilarious!" I swear Madison- you are the only one who shares that sentiment." Wow- teenhood really hit her like a ton of bricks. Feelings- always a burden. You know- I'm proud of you Scarlet. Compared to your mother, this generation has been a total cakewalk. You have a great marriage, beautiful kids, two completed aspirations, you're at the top of your career. *sigh* I just know the drama is overdue and I'm not sure I can handle it. "Oh shut up and but on your big girl pants. I expect you to take care of my kid- cause if you don't I'll haunt your ass until generation ten." I have no doubt Miss Scarlet. I have no doubt. For someone who is at this point a world- renowned Author- You sure hate your job. Okay- this is it. Are you ready for this Mads? It's gonna be a ride. "I was BORN ready. Come on cake- take to adulthood." I don't think it works like that. Oh. I stand corrected. Welcome to adulthood! Miss Madison has gained the 'insider' trait. Which will certainly help with that casual overthrow of leadership. And like I was going to turn down the opportunity for a makeover. As we leave Scarlet behind, we meet the new Ms.Madison Viridi- an evil, tempremental artist. This outta be good. Okay- that's it! That's a wrap on Gen 2! See you soon for Gen 3. I feel like things are about to get complicated. ;)
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