"AH." What's the matter kid? I swear, you wake up everyday like that. "Uhhh...nothin'. I keep having this dream where the studio that makes the Lego Movie was suddenly bought out by SONY." Ugh. That is terrifying. Carry on. "Aaaaaaaand THEN that's when we'll all eat grilled cheese and Switzerland will lie in ruin." "Umm, Mads? Maybe lay off Mom's books for a while." Oh look- some sweet wisp on wisp action. Hows the journey to become the greatest voidcritter trainer that ever lived going? "I've beat everyone in the club, but I'm still on the lookout for the really rare cards- er. Chips." Cool. Cool. What about you Maddie? Hows that going? "This is for dorks." "SHUT UP." "NO YOU SHUT UP." "NO YOU." "NO YOU!" Yeah, I'm not sticking around for this. Is popcorn really a healthy meal option? "Shut up. I'm a working woman. Of course it's healthy- it's got 'corn' right in the title." Well I guess if you can sell it with confidance- then who am I to argue? Oh come on- you're just as bad as your wife. I hardly think online go-carts is the same as outdoor recreation. At least someone managed to achieve something. Way to go Austin! A real whiz kid! He's been staring at that cake for ten minutes. Should I be worried? And we have a teenager! It wouldn't be an Austin birthday without one of his signiture 'Austin Faces'. "Uh. No. MOM. I don't think the defense system of that robot would be strong enough to overcome the European war machine." Teen attitude or just the logistics of a new book? It's hard to tell in this house. Mr. Teen Austin has gained the 'materialistic' trait. Well, you are going to have to get a job of your own if you want to make that BANK. Welcome to the fabulous world of retail. Ah. The sweet sound of silence. Now that both the kids are either in school or working all day- I can finally turn my attention back to you two. How about we start by working off all that cake. I swear this family subsides on nothing but freaking cake. It's date night! What has you two in such a panty twist? Oh. That figures. A little competition is healthy. There's almost something ironic about watching footage from a much better game within another one. "Why Mr. Cruz, are you offering a massage?" Oh. Classy. Just do me a favor and don't get knocked up. While those two are otherwise.....occupied. Why don't we take a gander at another branch of the Viridi family tree. I don't know what's making Aubrie so sad. Is it the print on those pants or Colby's man bun? "So you're a scientist right?" "Yeah. That's right." "So...you could like geneticaly clone me a penguin?" "Uh, yeah I guess. If I really put my mind to it." "And you haven't already because......." Ummmmmm. Miss? MISS? It's like 2am. What are you doing? Why are you in my house? Oh. You're a vampire? Huh. You don't look as suspicious as the last one(s) that break in here in the middle of night. Yeah- so not meanacing. 0/5. Would not reccommend on Yelp. AWWWW MAN. Mango?! Why didn't anyone tell me? *sigh* He's in the cat tree in the sky now. At least I have something to be cheerful about today. Scarlet has completed her second aspiration! Unlike your mother- I guess you aren't out to drive me insane! And look- I think Madison is following in her mother's creative footsteps! "Okay cupcake. How about about we put the violin away for now. And maybe forever." This family is just full of achievers today. Even rando's on the street are starting to notice. "Momma, can you write me a whole book all about the dolls in my dollhouse? And maybe put me in it- and make the prettiest, most amazing princess with all the money and stuff? And also I'm a superhero?" "Ummm, yeah cupcake, I guess I could. If I really put my mind to it." "And you haven't already because........" She knows what she wants. I'll give her that. UGH. They are just so sweet though. Aaaaaand that's child skill number two! She didn't make enough friends in time to get the 2nd child aspiration, but I'll take what I can get. Birthday cake faces are just the best. And just like that our heiress is now a teenager! I'm sure she's got lots of plans and apsirations to conquer in this- her years of adolosence! Or not.
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