I think Austin has really found a new passion playing pokemo.......er, "voidcritters". Gotta snag 'em all- VOIDCRITTERS! In fact, let's start a club just for voidcritters. I've never really had much of an opportunity to explore this part of the parenthood pack, so why not? You know, for being a 'mean' kid, he sure likes doing the dishes. He does them ALL the time, without being directed. After Kelly's large and mostly unkempt brood, it's refreshing. "I'M RIGHT HERE." Whoops. Forgot you were in the house Scarlet. "Hrmph." "And THAT is when the battle droid would conquer the Alps once and for all." "Mom, can we not read one of your books next time." "....." Meanwhile, our tiny heiress has had her own things to accomplish. She has mastered the imagination skill. Much like her mother, I think she's looking at a creative outlook on life. And, oh. What's this? What on earth could you want? OH LORDY. SOMEONE'S IN THIER FORTIES. Unlike your mother, at least you've already completed your aspiration. AH. Dude....I asked for 'funny faces' not 'traumatizing faces'. Lucky you all these kids are super weird and into that sort of thing. I think we need to get these adults out of the house for a while. These two, still totally into each other. That's the dream isn't it? WHOA. NO. CANCEL ACTION! CANCEL ACTION! I swear Scarlet Viridi, if you get knocked up accidentally you will not like my reaction. Death again? Is this just what you do on your day off? "I play with death amongst the trees and the humans who are just begining the journey of life..." What do you think- Warning, Metaphor, or Art Statement? Look Austin! A kid! Who isn't your cousin! Make a friend and force, er- coerce him into joining your club! "Soooo, you collect these creatures and then make them battle each other?" "Yeah, and each one has a specific type. Each type has it's own weaknessess and strengths against other types. And when you win enough battles- you get a badge." "Okay, so it's sort of like Poke-" "It's nothing like Pokemon." "Sounds like fun! I'd love to join your club! It really reminds me of Poke-" "IT'S NOTHING LIKE POKEMON." Take a deep breath kid. You've earned it. It was a really fufilling day- you filled up the club roster and gained quite a few new Voidcritters. Yup. Nothing bad will happen today. Nevermind. I take that back. Alas poor Squarechin. Parting is such great sorrow. May you find peace and unbruised fruit in the great Simland Beyond. "Okay cupcake. Now that Death has firmly cleared the room- how about we blow out these candles?" "Candles!" Our heiress has reached childhood. Even though she mastered Imagination, she did not reach level 3 in all skills, so she will not get the 'happy toddler' buff that Austin Recieved. Introducing- Austin Viridi, Boy Genius. "Are you sure that the pawn can't go in any direction?" "Mom, I thought you knew how to play this game." "Yeah, but I never said I was any good at it." I feel pretty.....Oh so pretty.... "You see....and THAT is why it never pays to be mean to friends on the playground." "Didn't you beat some dude up at the art museum?" "Okay. So it doesn't pay, unless you're in an art museum." I don't think that's the lesson to take away here. Speaking of art museums. Ummmmm. No. We tried that once. Did not end well.
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