Small announcement before starting- The 'House Progression' section of the site is offcially up and running! That's where I'll be posting all the different pictures of the house and the lot as the legacy progresses. That's also where all outtake/ explanation things will be handled- so if you get bored- why not give it a perusal. And now- on to the rest of what you actually came here for. Seriously? Do I need to sic a hose on you two? I did not sign up for a TLC special- you bring anymore kids into this house and that's where we'll be. "Hey!" "Hey- are you here for the gathering?" Well that doesn't sound suspicious. "Gathering?" "Yeah- this is the official meeting spot for the Paisley Sweatered Gang." "........huh?" My thoughts exactly. Huh. Go figure. Well Paola, have fun with that. I don't think I have the guts to commit to one pattern or style of shirt for the rest of my life. "Is that a knight?" Why yes dear boy. It is. That's the mighty Sir Cumfrence. He wanders all the lands of sims- fighting for the rights of mathematicians everywhere. "Really?" No- it's Dina Caliente in some doofy cosplay. "You could have just led with that." Meh- get back to work. 'atta boy. And right in time for your birthday. So if you're done with your audition tape for Step Up 12: Soccer Mom Suburbia- how about we do something interesting today? "Shut up. I'm KILLING it." Oh honey- you killed it. "Sweetheart- what's the matter? Feelings got you down again?" "Yes. Everything is stupid and I wish the weather could reflect my soul." ".......Okay. How about bowling?" "...........fine." "See? Natural maternal skills right here." Paolo's the only one with any real skills around here. Aaaaaaaand you fail. That's about the level of sports competence I expect from you. "Shut up." Like mother like daughter I guess. "Ow." Poetic as always Paola. "Why is daddy sitting outside?" "Because he beat my high score." Okay- so no ones gonna question that? "I guess not." Well look at that. Miss Scarlets got herself an admirer. Whatever shall we do with this? "I'll go. But only because I need someone to share the burden of my angst." "Ugh. This sucks. Everything sucks." "I know. Life is my burden and those who think otherwise only support the patriarchy." "Exactly." "And THIS is how I'm planning on taking over student council by planting flour bombs at these specific locations." "That's amazing! You have a gift!" Well nothing brings two people together quite like a mutual love of nonsensical plots. "You know.....you're really cute when you're planning the downfall of a government." Awwww- watch out Scarlet. Mr.Glasses is putting the moves on you. "If you ever leave me- you'll be the next expendable pawn in my schemes." Well that's nothing to worry about. She's cleary taking to adolecent love in a very stable way. Look! She's smiling! No- this is fine. Let's move on. Let's get back to the house- we have SO MANY BIRTHDAYS going on. First, Squarechin. We've reached elder status! Paolo- you are so close to finishing this aspiration- you'd better not die first! But I'll give you this much- for an old guy, you're still slaying the unitard look. And look at that- Summer aged up too! We're finally out of the toddler years. NO MORE. And last, but certainly not least, Mr. Elliot has joined his sister in adolesence. Here's to hoping he's not quite so angsty. Awwwwwww, he has his mothers glare.
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