"Now that we live together. Can I ask you something?" "Sure- ask away!" "Who are you always talking to?" "What?" "You're always talking to yourself. You sound like your arguing with the sky." "Ummmm......." SHIT. HE'S ON TO US. QUICK! DISTRACT HIM! Not exactly what I meant- but I can't argue with the results. Wow- you waste no time do you Kels. "Anywho Paolo. What with me carrying your love child and everything- it's here in the presence of these benches that I ask- Will you marry me?" *Sqeee* "Only if you promise to always choose the right fruit." "Always." Oh jeez. You know.....llamas graze in open fields. Which would explain the salads. "SHUT UP YOU!" You're the one carrying the baby llama. Not me. "I'll have you know that Paolo is only one promotion away from the minor leagues." Minor leagues of what? ".....I uh....I don't actyally know. His paycheck just says 'sports'." Well you might as well make that official- lest you miss out on all that sweet, sweet professional grazing money. "Ugh. I hate you." "Hello in there little baby.....are you arguing with the sky too?" "Very funny. Well, I was thinking that since I'm about to pop out a kid any second now- we should probably make this official." "That'll do." And just in time too. For being a hospital. Everyone looks so non-chalant. "You are so getting sued." Welcome to the sim world little Scarlet. You have no idea what you're in for. Well.....Kelly's at work....I guess I'll just spy on Squarechin today. This outta be good. I'll give him this much- he's really taken to this whole 'parenting' thing rather well. Somebody get this child away from the bear lest she gain her parents taste in small talk. Nothing says good parental choices quite like spaghetti and old reruns of 'MTV Road Rules'. "Okay 'lil llamacita- THIS is how to properly do a body roll." I take back everything- I love this guy. I'll give you this much Kels- you really know how to produce adorable offspring. Kelly? Are those chimes I hear? Uh-oh.
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