New day, new small section of wall. You're really moving up in the world Kells. *shrug* Oh come on- why the long face and sad robe? Are we feeling feelings today? "I told gym dude I'd join his weird club." What's wrong with that? "What's wrong with that? It's a club dedicated to nothing but leg days and power workouts. I don't mind a nice jog every now and again- but who does that to themselves? WILLINGLY? Yeah- not for me." I'm sure it won't be that bad. What's the worst that could happen? "I regret this immidiately." It's not that bad. I'm sure they're all very nice people. "If I wanted to hang out with a bunch of people who are way more attractive and self assured than myself I wouldn't be hanging out with you." Oh ouch Kelly. I'm so hurt.Whatever. There's Squarechin! You really outta actually catch his name. "It's on my to-do list." "I don't wanna make eye contact- does he look impressed?" With what? You're angry gym face? Or your koala arm strength? "I hate you." "I hate to admit it, what with my adamance about ignoring all of your suggestions, but I actually had fun with Paolo last night." Wait- who's Paolo? "Squarechin." Ah. "Plus- I apparently have the approval of everyone I know. So that's important." Oh awesome- I was really worried that that one blonde guy and Asian vampire wouldn't approve of your choice of men. "He's not a vampire. He's a vampire enthusiast. There's a difference." If you say so. So while your being all zen- what's the next step here? "Well, I was thinking I'd invite Paolo over tonight for a movie." A movie on your penguin TV? "Yeah, well I figure any guy in my life will have to be okay with my pioneer lifestyle and abject poverty. It's a lot to sign up for." I suppose you may have a small point. I can be expected to bear the burden of your ridiculous antics alone. "Maybe YOU need to find your zen." Well that's the face of a man who regrets all his decisions. "Nah. He's fine. We were having a great time until YOU showed up." If you say so. I just hope he's better at small talk than you are. "So....bananas amirite?" "I KNOW. The're all full of potasium and stuff. It's weird." "I KNOW." "I KNOW." What.....? What is this? What's going on? "And the SUN. Sometimes it's there. Sometimes it's not. I'd just like a little more consistency in my life- you know?" "I do- I totally get it. Consistency is the key to sucess!" Dear God. There's two of them. "I had such a great time tonight. You're a great person to talk to." That's genuinley the first time anyones ever told her that. Subtle. "Aha! Sucess!" After yesterday, Nothing shocks me anymore. Awwww. That's actually kind of sweet. Nice speedo Squarechin. "Shut up and let me have my momment." Kelly! Quick! You've got to lock this down before he realizes what a weirdo you are. "He happens to like that about me." Either way. We've gotta get his family rolling and I can only take but so much innane friut-based conversations. You know, now that there's two of you.... I don't think your setup is very 'family friendly'. "I don't know- It's grown on me. I think it has a certain charm." Yeah if you're crazy person. I just think we can spruce things up a bit. I'm hard on you, but it's only because I care. Oh don't give me that face. Look- now you have a box! I can be nice sometimes.
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