As soon as I got started- so much happened at once- so let's dive in. We begin a new day with a normal event in this household- backyard dance battle. Wouldn't you know it- Scarlets' birthday snuck up on me before I could make a cake. So let's take a look at what we've done- we have a jealous, mean, insensitive bookworm who happens to be VERY responsible and somehow manages to have emotional control? That's an interesting mix. She also carried her penchant for yellow over to her adult wardrobe. While all that was happening- we also got this: WAIT A SECOND. THAT'S ONLY LEVEL 7?!? Nope. I'm done with this job. All you do is work out and wear unitards. I swear- I thought you were MORE competent than Kelly. I stand corrected. Step it up squarechin. Since both Viridi parents have done as much as they can do for their careers for now, I decided I can deal with a day off while the kids are at school. Adult Scarlet just spends all her time violin-ing anyway. I WANT THOSE ASPIRATION POINTS DAMN IT. Looks like Paolo is having a rough time of it. You're the one who wanted a 'deep tissue' massage. Also Paolo took Kellys scheduled foot massage. I had a nice chuckle at that. I do declare- this sauna is giving Kelly a case of the vapors. Sadly, there's no time for a husband/wife yoga class- I was looking forward to watching one or both of them fail at that. Kelly's off to work and Paolo is off to- Wind up on some sort of predator list? PAOLO THAT IS A TODDLER PARK. "SothisoneisSallyandthisoneisJennyandthisoneisJaimeandthisoneisJanieandthisoneisLisaandInamedthisoneafterMangosomydollcouldhaveaMangojustlikehowIhaveaMangoandwecouldbejustthesameandwecouldallhavefuntogetherand-" "So wait- this one is called Jimmy?" At least he's trying. Everyone else just sort of stares and nods. Paolo went off to order a pizza-who wants to cook when you've been at a spa all day. It's a day off for a reason. Ummm, where's the pizza? Is this what happens when you don't tip? Enjoy it while their still cool enough to want you around Kelly. Well what have we here? What's the matter Paola? You're usually my chill child. "I'm bored." I'm so glad the two word thing stuck. Well then, by all means let's hit the town. Looks like your dad added you to the Partihaus club since he became the defacto president when everyone else died.....so let's go have fun! We'll just add a few more victims- er- members and hit the Narwal Arms! Nothing says father/daughter bonding quite like coordinated dance battles while your dad DJ's. EEK. Who hit you with an old bomb? These birthdays are just all at once today. "Shut up- I look amazing." Well it's nice to see that your ego remains the same as when you were young. "Naturally." Well, just as one generation reaches their golden years, another is just getting started. Miss Scarlet has already reached one great milestone. So, what's next? Perhaps a family pool day or more bowling or- WHA. Or another F*%$ing birthday. I don't want to hear any of you complain. If I made a cake for everyone we'd be having leftover cake for dinner till the end of the legacy. Little Summer isn't so little anymore. She's a teenager now- and she's gained the 'perfectionist' trait and with it a new aspiration- Master Mixologist. My feelings exactly Mango. I need a nap. Oh Paola, you know you don't have to ask. Brad is always welcome here. I wonder what the resident 'cool kid' and paisley afficionado has to say. WHAT IN THE AVOCADO COATED HELL IS THAT? I apologize for the outbust. Paola has informed me that Brad has decided that 'Bear suits are the new Paisley Sweater". Bear suit or not, Brad decided to grace us with his presence for the last birthday of the day- Sir Elliot has entered the world of adulthood as well. He is definitley his mother's son. Elliot has gained the 'romantic' trait, which I'm sure he will use to it's full potential in his one-man mission to capture the heart of that one girl in the square. You do you Elliot. I think Summer has other things on her mind. Squarechin is still very much alive, to my great surprise. He has the 'long lived' trait from completing his aspiration- so I have no idea what that means for his lifespan. With my luck he'll give up right in the middle of a wedding or something. Any day now Squarechin. Better start getting things in order.
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